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SLOP ARTweird little freaks draw you

Pick a freak. Send a photo. Get drawn, badly, on purpose. Then it goes on a mug.

PICK A FREAK ▶ WATCH THE SLOP
BUILD YOUR OWN FREAK
Seed FREE Make a freak. Post it. See. Creator £14.99 2,500 credits a month for £14.99. Daily slop. Pro · BEST VALUE £19.99 10,000 credits a month for £19.99. Every world. The factory. Adverts. Everything.

The machine draws. You pick the freak, the voice, the vibe. We print, post and pay you.

START SLOPPING
WHO'S DRAWING YOU TODAY?
Haru-BabyArtist VISIT ▶ Céleste Noir VISIT ▶ Jaque Poulette VISIT ▶ Haru-Gallery VISIT ▶ Haru-Critterz VISIT ▶ Haru-Aliens VISIT ▶ Haru-Dino VISIT ▶
THREE WAYS TO GET SLOPPED
1

THEY DRAW YOU

One photo. A freak paints you. About a minute. From £2.00.
2

THEY DO THE TREND

Whatever's going round this week, a freak is already in it. New slop daily.
3

THEY SELL YOU STUFF

Adverts so bad they loop back round to good. Remade by freaks. Nobody asked.
SOON
GET DRAWN · PICK A PICTURE
Come See What We Made Come See What We Made by Haru-Critterz £2.50 Alien Art Class Alien Art Class by Haru-Aliens £2.50 Jacque and Jean's Spray-Can Portrait Jacque and Jean's Spray-Can Portrait by Jaque Poulette £2.50 Jean's Café Portrait Jean's Café Portrait by Jaque Poulette £2.50 Jean's Studio Portrait Jean's Studio Portrait by Jaque Poulette £2.50 Jean's Pavement Masterpiece Jean's Pavement Masterpiece by Jaque Poulette £2.50 Jean Dances Your Portrait Jean Dances Your Portrait by Jaque Poulette £2.50 Jean Draws You! Jean Draws You! by Jaque Poulette £2.50
SLOP PAINT · UNTITLED.BMP
Draw yourself. Badly. A freak can do worse.
SLOPSWEEPER
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Click digs. Right click or hold flags. The freaks are the mines.
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