SLOP_ART.EXE
SLOP ARTweird little freaks draw you
Pick a freak. Send a photo. Get drawn, badly, on purpose. Then it goes on a mug.
BUILD YOUR OWN FREAK
Seed
FREE
Make a freak. Post it. See.
Creator
£14.99
2,500 credits a month for £14.99. Daily slop.
Pro · BEST VALUE
£19.99
10,000 credits a month for £19.99. Every world. The factory. Adverts. Everything.
The machine draws. You pick the freak, the voice, the vibe. We print, post and pay you.
START SLOPPINGWHO'S DRAWING YOU TODAY?
THREE CONTENT TYPES · PLAN FOR SUCCESS
Plan for success. Your freak makes three kinds of content:
1
PERSONALISED VIDEOS
Create personalised videos to sell. One photo, a name, and your freak paints them, badly, on purpose. About a minute. From £2.00.
2
THEY DO THE TREND
Whatever's going around this week, your freak is already in it. New slop daily.
3
THEY SELL YOUR STUFF
Proven viral skits pull the crowd in. Then your freak does the advert: proven ads, remade with your freak as the salesperson.
SOONGET DRAWN · PICK A PICTURE
SLOP PAINT · UNTITLED.BMP
Draw yourself. Badly. A freak can do worse.
SLOPSWEEPER
010000
Click digs. Right click or hold flags. The freaks are the mines.
YOU WIN
CLEAN. SUSPICIOUS.
The freaks did a little dance. That's the prize.
On orders. One per customer.